F in School by Reachard Beason

Author:Reachard Beason
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publisher
Published: 2011-09-19T00:00:00+00:00

Ways to pass the time in the Sin Bin:

Work on that knitting project you’ve been meaning to get off the ground.

Practise your carving skills on the desk.

Learn to yodel.

Start a gang with your fellow inmates.

Question the on-duty teacher about their love life.

Play rubbish-bin basketball.

Meditate.

Fine-tune your ways to not get caught next time.

Eat a chocolate bar without using your hands.

Tunnel to freedom.

Things to say to get you out of detention damnation!

“Can you smell burning?”

“I’m allergic to silence and small spaces.”

“The voices in my head say I shouldn’t be here.”

“My head’s itchy.”

“I ate a curry at lunch and I’ve got really bad wind.”

“I’m going to the loo and I might be a while.”

“I think imprisonment of pupils is illegal – I’d like to speak to my lawyer.”

“Can I serve double-time next week instead?”

“I’ve just had a premonition.”

“That clock is definitely running slow.”

“I need to go home now to feed my aardvark.”

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